Graeme

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February 05, 2012

  • Our Lady of the Tattooed Heart
  • I owe my very existence as a writer to two fantastic teachers in High School. One of them, my Grade 9 English teacher, Joanna Ashwanden, fostered my passion for writing. A good deal of this was done by reading all my juvenalia and doggerel and encouraging me along the way.(To this day, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone prouder of my writing than Joanna the day I showed her my first published work—a fanzine article I had published at the age of 14).

    Mostly she did this by showing me the freelance writing she worked on as a side career. Joanna wrote for the Teacher Federation magazine and did some fashion writing for The Globe and Mail. I loved reading her writing—Mrs. A, as I called her then—was brilliant at finding the human interest in a story and bringing it to the fore. I look at the professional communications work I do for non-profit agencies today and see a direct connection with what I learned from her writing back in 1985: it’s all about the storytelling, finding the humanity in the situation.

    Anyway, I say all this to let you know Joanna has a fabulous new short story on the Fiction 365 website. It’s a great, story about mortality (in all its forms), full of humanity and a sly sense of humour with a delightfully curious central character. Go read it. And hope, as I do, that Joanna will share more of her work with the world!

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    January 25, 2012

  • Screenwriting 101
  • If any of you are in Gatineau or happen to be in need of Anime this weekend, My co-author Robert Smith? and myself will be at the G-Anime convention at the Palais des congrès de Gatineau (just over the Ottawa river from parliament, near the Museum of Civilization). My knowledge of Anime pretty much ends with Star Blazers and Battle of the Planets (though I liked what Cowboy Bebop I saw) but Robert and myself will be selling our books and spending some time there on Sunday.

    In addition to this Robert will be doing his famous “Zombie Math” talk (which is, actually, really amazing. I highly recommend it) and I will be doing a talk entitled “Screenwriting 101”, talking about the basics of writing a script. So if you’re there and you’re curious to see how I stammer through an actual talk for 45 minutes, feel free to stop by!

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    January 24, 2012

  • Writer Held Hostage
  • The Stage 32 website is currently serializing in its blog a gripping tale of a writer on a project that is barely being kept together while not getting paid.

    The writer in question is novelist and screenwriter Doug Richardson, and the film is the 2005 Bruce Willis vehicle Hostage. Richardson set off to spend three weeks doing a probably-unpaid polish of a script…and ended up spending two years on the project, mostly not getting paid.

    It’s one of those nightmare scenarios: a project that just sucks more and more out of you, exhilarating you but not remunerating you either. Well worth a read.

    You can read part one, part two, part three and part four. There’s more to come and I’ll update this accordingly.

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    January 21, 2012

  • Dunzo
  • That’s the heading of the e-mail from our editor, Jen Hale, telling us that, 14 months and a half months after I first sent Robert Smith? my entry for The End of the World (the first episode entry I worked on for the book), Who is the Doctor: The Unofficial Guide to Doctor Who - The New Series is officially done. Our final changes to the proofs are in. Copy edits and structural edits completed long ago. The final checks are done. This puppy is going to the printer.

    I feel like someone emerging from a deep mine, blinking at sunlight, not quite making out shapes.

    Of course we’re still discussing the back cover text, so we’re not quite finished yet…

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    January 11, 2012

  • Blurb Me!
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    Well, by the time you get to look at Who is the Doctor, dear reader, the back cover will have a few quotes from some nice people saying nice things about our book.

    It is a process known in the business as a “blurb”. And in our case we had some great people write a blurb for us including:

    Robert Shearman (writer of Dalek and a bunch of amazing short fiction anthologies, my favourite of which, Tiny Deaths, won a World Fantasy award)

    Mark Shepppard (one of my favourite actors: he played Canton Delaware III in The Impossible Astronaut / Day of the Moon; to me he’ll always be Romo Lampkin from Battlestar Galactica and Charles Walker from Medium)

    Benjamin Cook (the incredibly talented interviewer and writer for Doctor Who Magazine; he’s going to eventually take what he’s doing to the Sunday newspaper magazines and become huge. He also co-wrote The Writer’s Tale with Russell T Davies)

    Oh, and a guy named Neil Gaiman. Apparently he’s written some stuff. Have you ever heard of him?

    Getting a blurb involves getting in touch with the people in question, sending them an advance copy of the book (in our case the PDF of the first five seasons) and a nice note explaining what you’re doing and hoping they don’t mind spending a little time looking at the manuscript and writing a couple of lines.

    Rob Shearman is an old friend, so it was more an issue of getting a hold of him (he has a phenomenally busy schedule). I got to know Ben Cook a little at Chicago TARDIS last November—I’ve long been an admirer of his work—and I contacted him through Twitter. Both Rob and Been have said some really nice things about Who is the Doctor and I owe them several drinks in the not-too-distant future.

    I also briefly met Mark Sheppard in Chicago. I’ve been a fan of his work and love seeing him at conventions because he’s a genuine fan too; he cares about the shows we watch (he’s said really thoughtful things about Doctor Who, for example, long before he was ever a guest star). I mentioned Who is the Doctor to him and he asked if we wanted to interview him (it wasn’t that kind of book, but I didn’t get a chance to finish our conversation). I was able to get in touch via a friend who had his e-mail address. I wasn’t sure if he would do it but he sent us a lovely quote.

    As for Neil Gaiman… I honestly didn’t think we’d get a quote from him. My editor, Jen, and I have a mutual friend who knows Neil so I wrote a note to Neil (that tried not to gush too much about his work) and talked about what we were trying to do with the book and I sent it off to Jen, who looked at it and sent it off to our friend, who sent it off to Neil. I then thought no more about it.

    The next morning, my friend sent an e-mail back with what I thought was my friend’s funny and enthusiastic comments on the book. I chuckled and called to my wife Julie to read them to her. Sent a friendly note back, along the lines of “Another satisfied customer! Happy to help!” My friend wrote back, “That was really nice of Neil. He’s very busy.”

    And that’s when it suddenly twigged: That wasn’t my friend who wrote that. That was Neil Gaiman.

    In the immortal words of comedian Dave Broadfoot, When I regained consciousness…

    All in all I was thrilled to get the response we did. It’s phenomenally encouraging to see that the book has already made a connection. Here’s hoping the rest of you like it as well!

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    January 08, 2012

  • BRAAAIIINNNSSS!
  • imageI have been very remiss in not pointing out that my friend of 16 years, co-editor, co-author (and interrobang fetishist) Robert Smith? had a book of his own out this past fall. BRAAAIIINNNSSS! From Academics to Zombies is a book, published by the University of Ottawa Press which takes Robert’s mathematical modelling of a zombie outbreak and applies it to other academic disciplines.

    It’s a great book. OK I’ve only read 4 essays in it (most notably my old friend Adam Smith’s piece on democracy and zombies—Adam has one the finest brains in political theory alive today) but they’re all great. And even if I haven’t read it all, a reviewer for the Ottawa Citizen did and he gave it a pretty good review.

    As Tom Spears says in his review, Robert has come up with a novel way of bringing some fairly dry academic practices to the masses. The academy needs more people like Robert—and I’d say that even if he wasn’t among my best friends and collaborators.

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    December 31, 2011

  • That was the year that was
  • Several of my friends have been posting somewhat introspective blog entries on what has happened in their lives this year. Which, of course, got me to thinking about 2011 for me.

    2011 was, in many respects, a very good year. Here are the positive highlights, from a writing perspective:

  • About two weeks into 2011 I received one of the best e-mails and subsequent phone calls of my life, which eventually led to a screenplay I wrote being optioned. Basically, that means someone pays you some money for your script so that they can see if they can get some money to make the film (or develop it further), along with a promise that they’ll pay you some more if they do get that money. This led to me being paid for a screenplay for the first time ever. Woo, as they say, hoo! Fingers crossed that 2012 will actually see it go from there. I also was paid to write a spec treatment as well.

  • imageThe book I spent over a year co-editing, Time, Unincorporated Volume 3, was successfully launched at a great event hosted by Bakka-Phoenix Books in Toronto

  • My first co-authored book, an episode guide to Doctor Who called Who Is The Doctor has finally been written, edited, re-written, copy-edited and is now being proofread. It was my first experience with an actual publisher as opposed to a cottage industry, working with an actual editor (our last books were books we edited ourselves). It’s been an exciting ride.

  • I got to be a (minor) guest at the two best Doctor Who conventions in the world, Gallifrey One and Chicago TARDIS, which both were lovely experiences. At the latter, I got to meet several great writers and share war stories about freelancing. It was great.

  • I’m back to doing steady communications work in the non-profit sector, which is something I love doing.

    But there have been frustrations this year too:

  • In spite of getting a script optioned, I haven’t been able to bring things to the next level as a screenwriter. I’ve had some meetings with agents and producers as a result of it, but nothing’s quite connected. I would like to eagerly caveat “yet”, there.

  • Some of my projects were marred by an acrimonious situation that came to a head early last summer. I don’t wish to dwell on it, but it was heartbreaking and made some successes this year bittersweet at best.

  • I spent so much time trying to tread water in terms of getting Who is the Doctor done in the midst of an involved editing process (aided by talented people at ECW Press), trying to keep body and soul together, and other concerns that I don’t feel like I accomplished as much writing that I really would have liked to have done.

    Consquently, it’s been a year of great successes but it’s also feels like a year of close-but-not-quite. I sort of look back on the past year with a certain level of frustration.

    imageHowever I need to remind myself at times like this how far I’ve actually come. A book like this Who is the Doctor is nothing to sneeze at. As is getting actual script writing noticed by producers (and paid for). Plus I’ve been buoyed by wonderful, supportive friends (whom I have not seen as much I would have liked in 2011; I hope to remedy this more often in 2012) a wonderful wife and some really nice people.

    In 2012, I’m hoping to take what I’ve done and build on it. Here’s what I hope to do.

  • Work on another screenplay and a spec script for TV

  • Pitch some more magazine articles and non-fiction books to various publishers

  • Continue to build my network with producers and fellow writers

  • Enjoy what I hope will be an amazing launch for Who Is The Doctor, a book which I think is something every Doctor Who fan will love and a really great book about television, generally.

  • Try to write my web column twice a month, when possible

  • Write more, generally!

    Time will tell how it all goes. But here’s to a much better 2012!

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    November 29, 2011

  • Anatomy of a Legal Pad
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    As longtime viewers of the program know, I tend to do a lot of writing in longhand. In order to facilitate this, I tend to carry with me a legal pad of some sort (or I write in one of the many notebooks I also keep—usually just to, you know, take notes, or I write on random scraps of paper I find).

    I recently finished my latest legal pad. By the time I was finished with it it was battered beyond all recognition and had lost the cover. (There’s even a bloodstain on the first page—unrelated, I hasten to add to the writing process, and it’s my own blood!) I started it last December (I know this because the first page has my handwritten draft to my column about Being Erica) and I finished it earlier this month. Over an 11 month period I used it to write:

    • 5 Columns
    • work for a film treatment I wrote for a producer
    • 9 or so entries (and other material) for Who Is The Doctor
    • 8 reviews for Enlightenment
    • notes for a couple of church programs I’m involved with
    • A writing sample for a position I was applying for (for which I was ultimately hired)
    • A pitch for a short story in an anthology edited by someone I know (I didn’t get the gig)
    • Writing for my new job

    This is a rare example of a notebook where everything I wrote in it made it “out” in some way or another—all the work actually wound up being used or at least typed up. I have several pads which I hold onto because it contains material which hasn’t been typed up or it contains an idea I started to develop but never quite got around to finishing.

    I think the reason I didn’t end up using this pad up sooner was that I’ve been borrowing my parents’ laptop for the past several months and I’ve used it quite a bit. I used to never write on a laptop but I’m becoming much more comfortable with it. I’ll probably end up filling more legal pads when I have to give it back!

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    November 24, 2011

  • Chicago, My Kind of Town…
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    Just a note for those of you who will be attending the Chicago TARDIS convention this weekend (held in…Lombard, Illinois. No, I wasn’t expecting that one, either) I will be there as an author guest. Here I am on the guest list and everything!

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    Let me tell you, that’s still not getting old for me!

    Anyway, I’ll be on a variety of panels (including one on the Peter Davison era of Doctor Who that I’m looking forward to) and I’ll be interviewing guest Andrew Hayden-Smith (Jake from a number of Series Two episodes) on stage. Of special note is the panel on Time Unincorporated (Sunday 12pm-1pm; an autograph session follows) and a panel previewing Who Is The Doctor (Saturday 2-3pm). Hope to see some of you there!

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    November 23, 2011

  • It is finished(-ish)
  • I know I’ve been really silent here the past few weeks… months… but there’s a really good reason for that:

    I’ve been finishing my co-authored book, Who Is The Doctor. And we just sent in the final section for it. You can see the listing of Series Six stories that we were working off of on my office bulletin board. Every story is crossed off:

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    (Yes, that is an adorable picture of my wife above our list).

    Who Is The Doctor has been a bit of a wild ride that’s taken well over a year. I wrote my first entry (judging by the time stamp on the e-mail of the copy I sent to my co-author Robert Smith?) November 2, 2010. We sent the first five seasons (plus a lot of other stuff) to our editor at ECW Press, Jen Hale, in July. Since July the book has been edited and rewritten (more on that in a second), which took until the beginning of November. We spent November writing the entries for the last season (plus a lot of other stuff). Along the way we’ve also been copy-editing the sections that have gone through edits and re-writes.

    This is the first time either Robert or myself have worked with a professional editor at a publisher (we acted as editors on our books with Mad Norwegian Press, with publisher Lars Pearson offering helpful advice and suggestions every so often). I won’t lie about the experience. It was hard, especially at first as everyone is trying to get a sense of what it is we’re doing. An editor’s job is to look at the work and ask difficult questions about what it is you’re trying to do. Sometimes you want to scream, “Because that’s the book we’re trying to write!” and then figure out some polite way of saying that. Other times, you have to take a step back and figure out why something isn’t working and make it work. You have to know when to hold your corner and when to bend agreeably. There were wars won and wars lost. There always are. Some of the things that were lost are frustrating to me, but at the same time, the feedback we’ve received from people reading through the manuscript is that it’s now tighter, better and more accessible. Which means our editor did a good job and we hopefully did a good job too. And Jen has a great sense of humour and a great enthusiasm for the material, which helped a lot.

    But the editing and rewriting process was all-encompassing. I liken it to having a large hole drilled into the back of my head and having the contents inside slowly leak onto the ground in back of me. I have had no “foreground” since August: no time for hobbies or outside interests, no time to do other writing than the book and my day jobs (hence the silence here), and, perhaps surprisingly, no interest in doing anything else to do with Doctor Who. (I have half a dozen things to do on the Doctor Who Information Network’s website and blog that have just sat in the queue). It’s all moving forward like a shark.

    I’ve been really lucky to be doing this with such a decent human being as Robert Smith?. We have a good working relationship and we’re usually quite good about finding compromises when we disagree on something. We both have pretty big egos, but I’m always amazed at how good we both are at giving each other our space (Robert is probably more skillful at that than me at it). We’ve only actually been visibly testy with the other twice or so in the whole 13 or so months we’ve been working on this, and it’s been toward the end when we’re both quite tired. Which I think speaks to the level of trust we both have with each other, even though we’re very different people with different outlooks on Doctor Who, politics, language and other things. (And we have complementary skill sets, which helps). I guess what I’m wibbling about is this: It’s good to do a book with as good a person as Robert.

    We have another month or so of work ahead on Who Is The Doctor: we’ll have edits and rewriting to the section on Series Six and the final bits and we’ll have copy edits of the remainder of the book. And then we’ll be working with ECW’s crack marketing team on promoting the book.

    At the end of all this, sometime in April, there will be a published book that I genuinely hope will add something positive to the world of Doctor Who and, I would like to think, the discussion on contemporary television generally.

    In the meantime, time to get back to the grind. More blog entries (and, in December, columns) to come, though, I promise!

    Oh, you can also now order our book on amazon.ca and amazon.com !

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    September 08, 2011

  • Who Is The Doctor cover
  • While we are knee-deep (possibly waist-deep or neck-deep or drowning) in the editing process for the upcoming episode guide to Doctor Who I’m writing with Robert Smith?, Who Is The Doctor, we’ve finally confirmed the cover for the book. Here it is…

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    The cover is by the lovely and talented Natalie Racz (who did somereally great covers when I was editor of Enlightenment) and at some point when everything is fully declassified I’ll tell you the story of how we got there. It’s fascinating to be sure.

    In the meantime, back to hip, waist, neck…drowning…

    Who Is The Doctor will be published by ECW Press next spring.

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    August 14, 2011

  • Video Blog: Graeme’s Writing Day
  • Yesterday, I managed to have the whole day free to do writing. And not just writing for the episode guide I’m chained to editing, but writing for my own projects. This was a wonderful thing, so I decided to use my cameraphone and document the experience.

    Thrill to watching me go from Diner to Starbucks to Starbucks (my wife Julie’s comment was: “This is a bit of a commercial for Starbucks, isn’t it?” Guilty, I’m afraid), putting together a pitch for a short story, a couple of columns for the website (which should go up later today or tomorrow) and a few tentative steps on a new writing project.

    Here’s my day in widescreen mundane-o-vision. Enjoy!

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    July 27, 2011

  • The Editing Process Is Like…
  • a) A trip to the Dentist
    b) A tax audit
    c) A lengthy workout at the gym
    d) Every argument you’ve ever had with your spouse in super-condensed form
    e) A job appraisal
    f) All of the above
    g) Some of the above
    h) All, some and none of the above

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    July 04, 2011

  • Who In Progress #3
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    And we are done! The last two weeks were especially intense as we went through the final sections of the book, added new material, rewrote, argued passionately, and did a final edit… all while Robert was in Poland (apparently he deserves an award for managing to mime to a stern Polish concierge at 2 am that he needed 50 pages printed) and I was in Ottawa.

    But it’s finished and now with our lovely editor Jen Hale at ECW Press. (We still have to submit Series Six when it’s finished this fall but hopefully that won’t be so bad…) And now the fun part begins as the book goes through three different edits.

    Let me have my moment though. The book is sent! To quote my beloved Doctor Who writer Russell T Davies, “Hooray!”

    Update: As Robert points out in the comments, after all that work, I somehow managed to put last year’s date on the cover page. (In fairness I was braindead by this point…)

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    June 27, 2011

  • Time Unincorporated on Radio Free Skaro
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    Robert Smith? and I are interviewed about Time Unincorporated 3 on this week’s Radio Free Skaro podcast. Steven Schapansky gave a superb interview, asking us all manner of great questions about the collection, how it came to be, how it was put together as well as about our upcoming work on Who Is The Doctor. I acquit myself well, in spite of having a coughing fit two-thirds of the way through that completely threw me off my game. Dr. Smith? is eloquent as always.

    I think we’re about 45 minutes or so into the podcast, but Radio Free Skaro is always well worth a listen anyway, so why would you want to fastforward?

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